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  Gordon Freeman: " " : snuff
  • Blah blah blah Gordon Freman : SolrFlare
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  "Grabbim Peels" : DrFlammable
  • ^^^^^ : Robotic Puppy Eater
• Larry Laffer : judoka2
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  "Looks like you hit the tree Jim." <- my fav. : newek
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    I worked on Links. I had to listen to that sound clip at least six times a day for over five years. I h... : RomSteady
    • Nice! For access software? I miss that game. : Phunk
    • Oh man, I loved that game. : antareus
  • ahaha, I totally remember this. Hours of entertianment from just doing a 180 at the tee and whacking t... : speon
• kajit has no words for you! : -=kodiak=-
• Anthony Carmine [while killing Locust]: "Suck it, SUCK IT!!!!!" : kpxkrnjc
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  huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huhhuhuhuh No one will even find this one hahah : Utopia
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    Beavis &Butthead Virtual Stupidity? : newek
    • FUCK : Utopia
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  "Wake up, Crono!" "But the future refused to change" "Not Enough Time Units!" : RevRaven
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    "... but you're still hungry" :( : Demius
    • That always made me :( : AgentPothead
• "I'm not putting my tongue on that" : Demius
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  Mobius one, engage : ninjase
  • Incoming missile! : NFXFSX
• NEED A DISPENSER HERE Ho ho ho, ho ho ho... y-you got owned! Basically... kind of a big deal. : DrFlammable
• I'm sure if I played Harvester right now, there would be quiet a few that would jog my memory ;) : freakynipples69
• Oh, he's gotta be taking the PISS! We just busted our arses to get to this LZ, and now they want us to go : the archvile
• various ones i cant remember right now from gta4. stay a while and listen! meh, there are others. ... : oHnOES
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  From Psychonauts: G-Man: [as a housewife] Although over time my husband will lose desire for me sexually, : Enkidu
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    It had so many! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0395252/quotes : SeaLlama
    • Yeah Psychonauts was a freaking goldmine of hilarity. : Arctic Fox
  • :D! Yes! : Malku
• Sup Bitches! : sigpro
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  This is just like counterstrike! : extrahappyturtle
  • oh man! : lakren
• Requesting Pickup! : burning eye
• I'm coughing up blood that doesn't even belong to me. : reznory
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  Not really a favorite, but I often get lines stuck in my head that are from the Hong Kong areas of Deus E... : Ely
  • One customer twice... not allowed. : Mondo
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  IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME LENNETH. WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW THE STATUS OF OUR EINHERIJAR?!!? : cpt_gloval
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    DIVINE ASSAULT?!!!!? : systatic
    • YOU STILL LIVE? : cpt_gloval
• From Grim Fandango, Manny: Run you pigeons, its Robert Frost! : thebroccoli
• "As cold as ice." - Locke "May the rats EAT YOUR EYES! The darkness comes." - Maximilian Roivas "St... : Grumbeld
• "Daggit, naggit, nabbit, daggit!" : niceguynick
• zug zug : I7 SilverFox
• Work Work. What is the nature of your medical Emergency? *Kefka Laugh* : Zhaneel
• "Run, you pigeons. It's Robert Frost!" "My boss is always giving me these motivational sales books - "Th... : DrWaffles
• "You called down the thunder. Now reap the whirlwind." : shyguy74
• "I'm gonna light you up, sweet cheeks!" - Millhouse Manastorm : te[R]ror
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  Medicinal herbs Indy in Infernal Machine Heh...it's a -throne- room. How pretentious can you get? Garr : speon
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    Mein leben! : SatansFist
    • Luftwaffe! : speon
• "Sure I've got my invitation. It's right here in this seltzer bottle." : heartsauce
• "Vlad was one of those old time bad guys with honor and morals, which almost made him one of the good guy... : SockMonkeh
• Tickle! : fathertime
• You fight like a dairy farmer. How appropriate, you fight like a COW! : johnwissinger
• oh shit, also MEIN LIEBEN! : johnwissinger
• I SPEEL MY DRINK! : Wolfanoz
• "Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire and i was like 'goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY'... : Thresher
• I thought you died I DID : Turd Ferguson
• ARGHEHEHRERNR - little imp dudes form diablo....also the grunts in doom. : Rigor Morts
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  You look like you need a monkey! : K1Bond007
  • "Are you insulting my monkey?!" : uncle slappy
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  what. what is this? is this blood? is this chris' blood? (RE1, I can't remember exactly) : packav
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    You were almost a JILL SANDWICH. : DrWaffles
    • http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JRpKbfrMvNo : DrWaffles
• By fire, be purged! : deveus1
• What you want me kill? STOP POKING ME!!!! : SatansFist
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  "enemy submarine spotted!" : podung
  • especially in the middle of a desert. : podung
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  Mooo moooo moo mooooo moo : Scoots06
  • hurray! : Mmmmmoo
• What can change the nature of a man? : lechuck59
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  "Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!" : randomjgj
  • *You must gather your party before venturing forth* /GUN : speon
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    Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone! I grows tired of yelling battle cries ... : valael
    • oh.. WAV files! http://www.minscandboo.com/quotes2/I_grow_tired_of_yelling.WAV http://www.minscand... : valael
  • Don't make me play that game again! Don't make me do it! : Vantage
• "excuse me, excuse me GET OUT OF MY WAY! : plunkymeadows
• "It does look like shit" from a video game, but is still good. : Darkfox76
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  Die, monster! You don't belong in this world. : pipboy
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    What is a man! : Mondo
    • I was brought here... by HEWMUNS. : pipboy
    • A miserable pile of secrets! : nurglich
• I'm thinking of a number between one and ten, and... I don't know why. : Marauder IIC
• Everything from Seaman : Cihte
• http://www.netzwerkomaha.com/pub/sounds/final_showdown.wav : Omaha
• NEED MORE RAGE : nurglich
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  "All Your Base Are Belong To Us!" did it really take this long? : zerog83
  • I'm still waiting for a Duke3d quote. I'm baffled at that. : newek
• Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my cor : sethmarc
• Stay a while, STAY FOREVER! : dignan
• "your heart will explode" coz it was creepy and so unexpected the first time. : dooberzoo
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  You want to wash Wang? Or you want to watch Wang wash wang? : biskits
  • Two wangs are better than one. : Link.
  • Baseball wrong. : pipboy
  • Ha! You half the man you used to be! : dognose
• Some chick in Oblivion: What is the charge in these parts for necrophelia? Just asking..." : baconisgod
• I don't even know what a Reunion is! : Mondo
• thats a big fuckin ant : not work safe
• Jill.... Don't.. open that... door. : LoioshDwaggie
• No pit would be complete without a freeman climbing out of it : haiku
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  Get out of here Stalker. Get out of here Stalker. Get out of here Stalker. : sheepraper
  • I said come in! Don't just stand there. : magistersmax
  • Hello, hello! : cptn.peachfuzz
• "...Did you just tell me to win one for the Gipper?" Oh, Sam Fisher... : magistersmax
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  We Require : MoreVespeneGas
  • heh nice : Perturbation
  • Oh man. Best P+U I've ever seen. VERY NICE : Zhaneel
  • this post needs more love. : naios
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  "Want some rye? Course ya do!" : Spoetzl
  • I'ma get this plant drunk! : yonderboy
• My vision is augmented. : Link.
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  SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! HURRY UP WITH THAT STATION! Also, every line from a bad guy in MGS2. : antareus
  • Laugh and grow fat! : Gojirah
• "Hi, I'm Misty!" : beastrabban
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow. : SiW.
• Yesh mashter. And the noise they make when you cast bloodlust :) : Ovate
• It's all a tie between everything SHODAN says in System Shock 2. Look at you, hacker, a pathetic crea : Bean
• While I'm in here I may as well pick up something for myself... : randomposter
• I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIGHT! : Gojirah
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  they're ready for you Gordon... in the test chamber : scorpiusman
  • tesssst chamber : antareus
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    That's a good one. Everyone that's ever played Half-Life remembers that. : Haku-Jin
    • even PAPABOO has gotten that far! : trOmblyj
• WELCOME BACK...TO THE STAGE OF HISTORY! : antareus
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  Look at that, it's like two assholes on their first date. : chadg033
  • "Hey, it's a fuckin' party down here." : funnynamehere
• " Go Suck A Dwarf's Cock" : serenj
• Vae Victus : Duffman8369
• Nyah! You shot me! Nyah! : Haku-Jin
• anything said by an old person in Diablo II, from Marius the narrator to "stay awhile, and listen!" : pharoah mike
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  Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements. : Vincent Grayson
  • Assless pants ahoy. : pipboy
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  It took hundreds to kill me, but I killed men by the thousands! : Mondo
  • DIE PIG! : Orange Pylon
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54GRN4mg1_A : marmite
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgLNTCJV5v4 : bashildy@speakeasy.net
• The candles burn out for you; I am free. : yourGarbageMan
• time Dr Freeman, is it really that time again? : shirif
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  The text above NPC heads in the original Fallout Ow, my ribs! : action wombmate
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    Also the new Death Knight ghouls say cool stuff. Me like.....shiiiney]q : action wombmate
    • oh, poop : action wombmate
• DIVE, DIVE, DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT : Arceihn
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z64JmG2od9k : Link.
• Hail to you, Champion! : Sailor of Fortune
• My mind is a swirling miasma of scintillating thoughts and turgid ideas. : cptn.peachfuzz
• Snake? What happened? Snake? SSSNNNAAAKKKEEE!!! : DOOManiac
• "NOM NOM NOM, NOM NOM" : sanchez
• I cannot be caged. I cannot be controlled. Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools! : breadsticks
• any line from Robert Logia in Freespace 2 : flagg209
• "THOSE ALIENS BASTARDS ARE GONNA PAY FOR SHOOTING UP MY RIDE" : Serpico74
• "Want some rye? 'Corse ya do." -Return to Zork : Totenjaeger
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  I-76: Taurus (to Groove, when asked for advice) "I have nothing constructive for you at this time." : AxeMan808
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    Oh! I-76: Skeeter (car on fire): "Things don't look too good for SkeetEEEEERRRRRR!!!" : AxeMan808
    • I-76 Nitro Pack: "Elouise... the car's name, is Elouise." : Cliffzorz
• Are you a bad enough dude to save the President? : the moon and antarctica
• Fool! You have just ensured the doom of this world. You cannot even begin to imagine what you've set in m : spiderfill
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  Not my Favorite but. "There comes a time in every Gladiators life when he has to realize he is Complet... : Malku
  • Omfg I take that back. Weasel boss: "Some of us around here haven't shown any respect." Weasel bo... : Malku
• Hurt me more Snake! Make me feel alive again! : the_burd
• "HEY! You get back here and apologize. I'm bleeding!" - Guard, Thief III : Conan
• ZUG ZUG!!!!!! : DMac20
• HuurDUUUUR! Or whatever the onomatopoeia is for the Pyro in TF2. I'll literally say that to anyone who's ... : locater16
• "Yinineeeeeeeee" or however you might spell the sound the priests made in Age of Empires 1. : Cliffzorz

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• Just put Bill Cosby up there. Seriously! : guido anchovy
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  Jell-O™... Better Than Melted Bones And Hooves Should Taste. : dognose
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    there's a jell-o plant in my hometown. when the weather gets humid and above 80, the whole area smells l... : beastrabban
    • Jell-o doesn't grow on plants : Ebu
  • that is truly fucking hilarious.. isn't it funny how innocent jello looks and tastes.. try telling that t... : techx4
  • That would be truly ballsy for me to try to pull off, but I don't think I could :( : laurgasms
• JELL-O got soul, do you? : Zolneirz
• JELL-O - no teef? NO PROBLEM! : beastrabban
• Ya seeeeee!? Life is like Jello Pudding..... : jimmy_legs
• Brian Fellow eats JELL-O, that goat has devil eyes! : mindshot
• The redhead said you shred the Jell-O. : newek
• *phone rings* 'who is it?' "YO!" 'who?' 'YO! Its JELL-O!" 'OH OH! Its JELL-O! YO JELL-O!!' Then so... : filthysock
• I wouldn't use any slogans or celebs at all. Just a nice cocktail glass with cubes of Jell-O falling into... : RikiTiki2
• Ok here's the scenario : it starts with a large plan on a group of kids at the dinner table. They ate ... : Utopia
• *to heavy metal or rap* JELL-O. Muther fuckin' JELL-O. Fuckin' fruity. Fuckin' tasty. JELL-O. : capt tripps
• All I can think of is something that ties in Jello shots. : Grumbeld
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  When you crave the main component of fascia, cartilage, ligaments, tendons, bone and skin, think Jell-O b... : AgentPothead
  • HAHAHA! It's funny 'cause it's true! : AxeMan808
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  Jello-O -- It's what's shaking! : ImageOmega